Friday, May 30, 2008 - 5 Comments
Here at eDiets, we tend to get a little silly sometimes... especially on Fridays. And so we've started a new weekly column: FRIDAY FUNNIES! Be sure to check back every week to join us for some ridiculousness! :)Today's topic: Bacon haiku. It's a battle of our (un)poetic talents. The rules are simple; 3 lines (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables) -- about one of our favorite foods, Bacon.
Read our haikus below and vote on the winner!
Bacon what's shakin
Fatty crispy crunchy good
Make my belly bulge.
--Giselle Gerber, content manager
Sizzle crispy crunch
Makes everything better
Bacon greasy great.
-- Shawn McKee, staff writer
Fry up some piggy
Wakey wakey eggs bakey
Sausage will not do.
-- Dorian Wagner, senior copy editor
Delivered by God
Making the Saliva run
Bacon in my blood.
--Alex Lieber, content director
Grocery shopping
Must remember what wife said
Bring home the bacon.
--Geoffrey Anderson, Jr., copy editor
Bacon for mercy
Crispy Juicy Greasy Good
Live high on the hog.
--Glenn Mueller, senior writer/editor
So whose haiku did you like best? Or... want to take a stab at your own bacon haiku? Get in on the sizzling fun! Post a comment below!
Labels: friday funnies, fun
Comment: Friday, May 30, 2008 10:10:00 AM - 
Tony said...
My vote is for Dorian. Save the sausage for your pizza!
Bacon, I Love You
Better to bring home than eat
Must get back to work
-Tony Mazer
Boca Raton, FL
Comment: Friday, May 30, 2008 10:16:00 AM - 
said...
I'm at the beach, so mine has a more nautical theme:
bacon loves scallop
it's a beautiful embrace
more than just breakfast
Comment: Monday, June 02, 2008 1:46:00 PM - M. Sanz said...
Poor of you, piggies!
Sealed in a pan day and night...
For we have no right.
M. Sansolá,
Mexico City
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